Beaner Bomb


when a tiny mexican walks into your room shouting “dabu jabba nana wookie chewie” then jumps on the closest girl and starts grinding his chorizo into her face screaming “i am f-cking gay! who gives a sh-t?” he then proceeds to scale your bed like a spider monkey and tries to finger your -sshole and say ” you are gross. i am not attracted to you.” although he secretly is.
chuck is the only one who has mastered the beaner bomb.

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