Bear Attack
single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. created by dj technosauce, bear attack has found it’s way into the homes of many… and left none alive.
matt: dude, look at those torn jeans, it’s like he just got bear attacked!
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dan: miss reilly, the bears, they’re everywhere!
when a large, hairy h-m-s-xual man gets drunk and beligerently hits on a straight guy or rapes him.
mark:what happened to kevin? i haven’t seen him in a few days.
scott:he was a victim of a bear attack. i think he’s in bellvue now.
mark:that poor b-st-rd!
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