Bear Clap


a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. it involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. the goal is to have your scr-t-m slap off your lower stomach and then your ‘choda’, making a clapping-like noise. it is usually used in the art of seduction.

in its perfect form it is done while listening to “the bearcat” by david wilc-x
“my boyfriend had the loudest bear clap ever last night, so i just had to let him nail me”

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