bear job
receiving a bl-w j-b, while taking a sh-t, while in the woods, possibly while camping.
while on a camping trip i had to take this huge sh-t, however this chick wanted my nuts, so she gave me a bear job in thw woods.
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when one m-st-rb-t-s with no lube and ones d-ck turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.
i was so h-rny last night i gave my self a bear job.
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