Bear Test


(noun): when you do something awesome for a guy and let his reaction to the awesome thing determine if you have a future together
“hey amanda, did “bob” ever p-ss his bear test?”

“why, yes, he sure did sabrina. he saw a photo of a bear in a car and flipped out at how fantastic it was. level one bear test… p-ssed.”

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