bear your kittens
if you’re in a cozy friendship with somebody and want to take it to the next level, tell them “i want to bear your kittens!”
if they start building a nest in the sock drawer, it’s a really good sign.
when madge told mike, “i want to bear your kittens!” she was ecstatic when he brought her a dead mouse and started nosing around in the sock drawer to build a nest.
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