Beard Blasphemy


the standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man’s beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
after i crushed the block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. i guess their dental insurance didn’t cover beard blasphemy?

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