beard maturation
when a man’s beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation
son: pa, i didn’t shave for three days, and now my stubble’s gone further up my cheeks.
pa: son, i’m darn proud of ya. you are becoming a man!
pa: now git the norelco!
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