Beard Oath


sacred bond between men with beards, braking one is unforgivable.
the act of a beard oath is done by men rubbing their beards and then proceeding to grasp each others hands.
man 1: so you’ll get her number by friday right?
man 2: i suppose.
man 1: beard oath it!
-the men beard oath-
man 2: okay, ill have it by friday.

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