beard release party


the celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted g-y men (in denial about beimg g-y/h-m-phobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.
i recommend gold lamay for decorations at the beard release party on august 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

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