Beard Slap


a beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. it is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
person 1: “you are completely wrong i couldn’t disagr-”

person 2: -beard slap-

person 1: “…actually…”

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