Beard Threshold


when your facial hair const-tutes, unequivocally, a beard. or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. this is opposed to someone who simply hasn’t shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.
“my whole face looks longer today, it must be because i p-ssed the beard threshold”

x- “what do you think of my new beard?”
y- “that’s not a beard, you haven’t reached the beard threshold”
x-“but i haven’t shaved in like 5 days!”
y-“it’s still a little patchy, you’ll hit the beard threshold soon.”

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

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