Beard Whore


someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. they could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.
girl 1: “i think i’m in love with ricki hall”

girl 2: “me too! ……have you seen chris millington though?”

girl 1: “you’re such a beard wh-r-“

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