Beard

any opposite s-x escort taken to an event in an effort to give a h-m-s-xaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite s-x.
half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner
poor jenny, she has no idea that she’s been allen’s beard for the past 5 years
a female or male(though,mainly female) who is used as a cover-up for a h-m-s-xual.
eleanor calder is so obviously a beard. louis and harry are together. duh.
the single most manly, and great thing a man can do. to have a beard is to be a true man. if you have a beard, show it off proudly, and enjoy the satisfaction of the envy in the eyes of people around you who don’t have beards. if you don’t have a beard, grow one. if you cant grow one and your not past p-b-rty yet, hold out my young friend, your time will come. if you don’t have a beard and your past p-b-rty, go get that s-x change you know you need.
true men that had beards: jesus, abe lincoln, paul bunyan, billy mays, jim henson, george washington carver, zach galifianakis, bill murray, macho man randy savage, and many more.
the best solution to any problem. a sort of spiritual band-aid that’s only effective when used by men.
dude, my girlfriend dumped me, but i grew this beard and now i feel great!
a common word used to address a h-m-s-xual’s female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his “girlfriend” to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, t-tty grabbing heteros-xual male. although, he may think that this so called ‘image’ is working, he’s actually fooling himself. it’s completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant h-m-. gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

here are some warning signs that you may be a beard…

1. he wears more makeup than you.
2. he looks f-cking fierce in pictures ’cause he smiles wit’ his eyes.
3. uses bronzer as blush
4. plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. stands with hands on his hips.
who the h-ll does gayfron think that he is fooling? we all know that vanessa hudgens is his beard.

have you ever watched sunset tan? nick’s beard sort of looks like a tranny.
a condition that causes hair to grow from the chin and lower face. symptoms include itching, divinity and gratuitous awesomeness.

synonyms include: jesus.
oh lord! bless us and our kin with thy beard and help our facial hair achieve but a portion of thine beardly glory.

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