Beardation
to divert a conversation from all truth and realism. similar to fonejacking.
person 1: hi, you comin out later?
person 2: nah mate, i’m on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls—!!
…and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.
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