bearded bagpipes
a slang term for a set of hairy t-st-cl-s.
“she played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night.”
“i heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom’s face.”
“too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before i could play her a song.”
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