bearded clam

slang for hairy, and often fishy p-ssy.

see: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, c-ckpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl sp-ce, c-m depository, c-m dumpster, c-ntcake, c-nt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front b-m, fly catcher, f-ckhole, garage, gash, gates of heaven, golden doorway, grand canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of h-ll, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love c-n-l, lower lips, meat wallet, m-ff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, p-ssy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, sn-tch, sp-ce, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, tw-t, undercut, v-g-n-, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
no, bearded clam is not on the menu.
slang term for the v-g-n-.
andrew spent his summers in maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.
hairy sn-tch, v-g-n- or p-ssy
dude, p-ss the floss. i had me some bearded clam last night.
a very hairy v-g-n-.
i had to part the bearded clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
unshaved v-lv- that hides the wonderous v-g-n-l opening
her bearded clam was closed, but i pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my d-ck, and gently began to slip it to her.
slang term for a v-g-n-, in which the female does not shave. if you choose to go down on her, you’ll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
man, i hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but i didn’t eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
when a woman has an unshaved v-g-n-.
i took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

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