bearded lady of guildford
a lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of guildford, seemingly aimlessly. she has think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. she is a legend in guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn’t care, she is a lone warrior.
guildfordian: hey look! it’s the bearded lady of guildford!
guildfordian 2: hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on youtube!
chav: hey look! it’s the bearded lady of guildford!
chav 2: quick lets all throw our mcdonalds chips at her!
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