Bearded lady


a guy who looks tough and macho perhaps with tattoos and facial hair but acts like a whiny little girl and complains about things that are ridiculous.
bearded lady: “tattooing is a hard job.”

roofer: “quit being a bearded lady, you work indoors and sit and draw all day.”

“i don’t play sports because i don’t want to hurt my hands.”
“don’t be a bearded lady!”

see also: macho mary
pubic hair applied from a mans genitle area onto the womans face.
you j-zz on the girls face and then shave your p-b-s and apply pubic hairs to her face. hence bearded lady
a lesbian, when they eat hairy p-ssy it looks like they have a beard
rosie o’donnel is a bearded lady, as is ellen degeneras.
a v-g-n-. particularly a hairy one.
when kanye did what he did to taylor swift at the vma’s, i wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.
a name given to an overweight male who has a set of man b–bs and a beard.
“check out the t-ts on that guy over there”

“yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!”
when a girl is giving a bl-wj-b, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.
man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

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