bearded meat muncher


a box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
that womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.

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