Bearded Mesquito
the unfortunate male disorder where the p-n-s is one quarter the circ-mference of a #2 pencil. usually in the case of this “micro p-n-s” the shaft has been covered with p-b-s just under the mushroom cap of the p-n-s.
girl – “you got to be f-cking kidding me…!”
guy – “what?” (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
girl – “ummm your d-ck looks like a bearded mesquito.”
guy – “f-ck you, most chicks think it’s cute.”
girl – “it may be cute, but it’s useless to me as i can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my cl-t”
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