bearded sloss


the common definition for an extremely hairy p-ssy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. however undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the caribbean.

“hairy” may be subst-tuted for “bearded” to provide for variations in vocabulary.

may be found at the p-ssy mall
“dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss.”
“fuuuck i wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss”

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