bearded wonderland
a fake reality or delusion created by those who choose to rock the beard. it is also a good reason to take absolutely no personal responsibility in anything that you do.
bearded -sshole: “i don’t understand why everyone is coming down so hard on me.”
co-worker: “it’s because you are at work and never do anything productive.”
bearded -sshole: “well my shoulder, feelings and brain hurt. n-body understands me.”
co-worker: “stop being such a douche bag and step out of your bearded wonderland.
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