beardimony


the species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard
greg: i thought darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and alice, who loves the lpga, was also, but they just got married last week

lori: i think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

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