beardo the man
pr-nunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
function: noun
a man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
dude 1: holy sh-t, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my f-cking face! he must be beardo the man!
dude 2: holy sh-t is right, dude! but if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn’t have shown off like that.
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