Beardosexual


a descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man’s beard.
guy a: “your beard is incredible and beautiful, i just want to run my fingers through it..”
guy b: “what the h-ll man i didn’t know you were gay.”
guy a: “i’m not, i’m beardos-xual.”

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