Beardstache
a mix between a beard and a mustache, a circular looking style of facial hair.
wow ben i like your beardstache.
your beardstache looks very nice today ben.
the greatest band on earth. originally started at american university, this band went on to an ill-strious career including three grammys, 10 vma awards, the n-bel prize in astrophysics, and a nickelodeon kid’s choice award.
“gandhi ain’t got nothing on beardstache”- mahatma gandhi
a mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. popular for guys who want to look tough.
d-mn! paul teutel’s beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!
the mustache attached to a beard.
this guy wasn’t sporting just any old bald-faced amish beard. no, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.
the name given to someone who grows a beard before high school.
patrick was given the name beardstache because of his excessive facial hair during junior high school.
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