Beardstorm
beardstorm is the act of showering someone with your shaved beard hairs. it usually requires multiple people growing beards for multiple months to acquire what would be enough to produce a beardstorm.
me and mike grew our beard each for 2 months. then shaved our beards, and placed the hair into a bag. we then showered a skeet with our beard hair using a giant fan and some ingenuity. this was the first ever beardstorm.
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