Beargar
noun. a strange looking animal with a long nose, huge paws, deadly claws, often green cat-like eyes, and a serious weight problem. the b-st-rd child of a male bear and a female cougar. similiar to the coubear, except that they prefer domestic areas more. beargars have a particular affection for fish and berries, but are also known to feast on smaller animals, particularly domestic cats and dogs. these are very hardy animals, and although are not generally vicious towards humans, have been known to attack when threatened with socks.
“i hit a beargar on the way home last night with my car. my windshield exploded. the f-cker got up and walked away.”
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