bearglar


a bear that breaks into a house, eats food out of the kitchen, and often does a lot of damage elsewhere in the house, leaving the place looking ransacked.

portmanteau of bear and burglar.

the act is called a bearglary.
it was on the news; a bearglar broke into a house in alaska.

close the pantry to protect us from bearglars.

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