Bearicide
when those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
we went to the zoo to see hugs the bear the other day. he just laid there like he always does. we found out later he actually committed bearicide a few days prior, but n-body could tell the difference.
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