Bearquake


the worst natural disaster known to man, a cross between a bear attack and an earthquake.
“this just in , we have reports from san fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!

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