Bearstronaut
natural hibernation and long distance travel, bear astronaut, sp-ce traveler, highly untrustworthy, devouring man-fruit,
in 1963, president kennedy green lighted a new sp-ce program that used bears for sp-ce travel coined as the bearstonaut project by brad neely.
however, before launch the bearstronauts went ape-cr-p, attacked nasa employees and launched their sp-ceship to parts unknown.
“the bearstronauts have gone ape-cr-p, the mission is a disaster! a disaster!”
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