beast from the east
a big dog from the east coast
my cousin is a beast from the east
a young girl that you had the misfortune of meeting and dating which resulted in a child being conceived. usually resides in the ny/nj area. this person was at one point tolerable to the human eye, but has since become a hot d-mn mess somewhat resembling a beast. you can usually find such a mess lurking around in your local dive bars preying on pathetic drunks for attention and s-xual favors. these creatures have a very peculiar tendency to mount anything that breathes to suffice their astrological “so called” high s-x drive. they are quite nauseating at first glance, even after consuming large quant-ties of alcohol. tends to be taller than average, wide set body framed, and have very large and stinky sasquatch feet. usually has a chin like jay leno, an insanely huge forehead and a gap between the two front teeth that is the size of a football field.
i pray to g-d that i never meet a beast from the east!
beast from the east is used to describe an ugly looking woman, similar to minger, and sk-nk.
some beast from the east features may include; obesity, disgusting teeth, bingo wings, acne, milk bottle gl-sses, sh-t clothes, scabs, squint eyes, female version of sloth from the goonies, etc.
it is thought to originate in med-evil times, when nasty looking females would be banished to far off lands.
oh man that girl is a beast from the east, she was d-mn ugly!
you just kissed a beast from the east, you must be super drunk!
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