Beast Magician


a person, usually of beastly qualities, that can perform feats of such a beastly nature, it is said to be blasphemy, or magic.

the initials of a beast magician are b.m.

anyone that says that b.m. stands for bowel movement is a person that obviously has no confidence about their social standing, so they must make jokes about different topics in the field of excrement.
person 1: “yo, that guy is such a beast magician, hey, he’s a b.m.!!!!”
person 2: “he’s a bowel movement?” (looks for approval from his friends that he is funny)
person 1: you are an idiot.
person 2’s “friends”: yeah, you are lame.

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