beast nuts


a very complex word used in only certain circ-mstances, namely where something is fantastic, however no-where beyond that.

a word coined by the one they call nunez after playing ‘minecraft: xbox 360 edition’. it’s slowly becoming used by gamers alike.

some examples of where this word is acceptable to be used is:

i. after great, but not excellent s-x.

ii. after finding out you aren’t hiv positive after the s-x.

iii. when playing minecraft for the xbox 360 (it wasn’t as good as i expected.)

iv. having exactly 69% as a test mark. (note that 69 is a hilarious number, however 69% is nothing to write home about. hence why in this circ-mstance it’s beast nuts.)

v. seeing a great set of t-ts, but unfortunately ruining those $500 slacks.
neckbeard: dude have you played minecraft for the xbox 360?

neckbeard #2: yeah man, it was pretty beast nuts but it had its flaws.

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