Beastard
a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it’s left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn’t like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .
kara: hows your deer?
ellen: bambiiii ! nooo ! watch out for that car !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
c-ssie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry
ellen: no …. phil collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..
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