beaster denial
after purchasing a bag of marijuana you thought was chronic, turns out to be in fact the dreaded beasters, the customer is in a state of utter disbelief and shock and refuses to accept the harsh beaster truth, even though his friend instantly smelled the beasters upon initial inspection.
friend 1:”hey man, you want to check out the weed i have right now, it is some heady sh-t.”
friend 2: (upon inspection) “oh snap you got robbed, those are the beastiest beasters i ever laid my bleedin eyes on you beastcase. and they smell like hay.”
friend 1:”no way dude, i paid twenty a g for these buds!”
friend 2:”wow, looks like you are experiencing a cl-ssic case of beaster denial.”
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