Beastler


a straw chomping racist pig hick, often found on a horse and cow farm, who abuses puppies. a member of the clean plate club, also acts 20 years older than they are. wears leather boots, cowboys hats, camel toed jeans, and confederate flag shirts.
i can’t believe that beastler left her puppy in the car when it’s 30 below!!!

what the f-ck is beastler wearing today?

beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those wranglers today!

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