beastreality
noun; when you’re at the animal exhibit at the local zoo, and the rhinoceros’ are aggravated, taunting each other – and immedietly break out into wild s-xual intercourse.
offset of ‘the hills’…
lauren conrad: can you like, believe this beastreality bullshat?
stephen colletti: i know. they like, fight like animals then spontaneously f-ck!
lauren conrad: stephen, o-m-g, they are animals.
stephen colletti: do you think its scripted?
a t.v. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.
a few prime examples of this includes meerkat manor, orangutan island, dark days in monkey city, and march of the penguins.
guy 1: “dude are you watching discovery channel?”
guy 2: “yeah! meerkat manor is on! it’s about the whisker family’s trouble and struggle.”
guy 1: “wait… are those actual animals, wtf are you watching?”
guy 2: “beastreality.”
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