Beasturd


a beast-rd is the feces of an animal.
i was out in the jungle yesterday and stepped in a large pile of beast-rd.
beast-rd is a word -ssociated with animal p–p.
1) i went walking in the park the other day and noticed a pile of beast-rd on the pavement.

2) my dog made a beast-rd on my homework -ssignment.

3) i went hiking in the forest yesterday and stepped in a large mound of beast-rd.

4) why do monkeys smell their own beast-rd?

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