beat and chaw


verb: to m-st-rb-t- (preferably to p-rnography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth…the spitter must be within reach to grab with your left hand to spit while youre still w-nking…makes the masturbation sesh more relaxing and pleasurable
dude after school im goin to the 7-11 to get a tin of copenhagen, then im going home and having a beat and chaw before my parents get home…last time i did it my d-ck was throbbing and i shot my load 6 feet! too bad i spilled my spitter afterwards

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