beat by the monkey
when someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.
deon: what the..? i got a 12% on my biology midterm!
poindexter: weren’t there only 4 possible answers for each question? you should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!
deon: how can this be? how can i know less than nothing?
poindexter: haha, you got beat by the monkey.
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