beat chick


as coined by the miaa’s finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a f-cking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. they tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the f-ck up by a dude. beat chicks can be losers you p-ss in the hall or social clingers who scr-pe their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like “chill” or temporary inhabitants of nebraska. the social “beaters” tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. “no beat chicks” has become the rallying cry for “tech” and hopefully a nation.
bro #1 “duuuuude, how beat was that chick chill hooked up with?”

bro #2 “duuuuude, she was beat as sh-t, only he would tap that sh-t”

bro #1 “duuuuude, i know, but thats the only p-ssy he gets”

bro #2 “nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill”
a chick who looks like she has been “beaten” both in life, and by a hot sack of nickles.

read: ugly, fat, and typically reaks like week-old garbage.
all emo kids are beat chicks, both guys and girls.
a female beatnik
hey groovy beat chick wanna get naked and smoke some reefer?

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