beat off breakfast
a action preformed by a bachelor while cooking breakfast. a man beats off while cooking breakfast of ether eggs, sausage, or bacon. (no pancakes, or waffles)
hey miles! why didn’t you come out to the family breakfast this morning?
well a hott girl texted me when i rolled out of bed this morning so i had a beat off breakfast on the foreman.
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