Beat-off bumps
a long line of pot holes in the road that shake the car enough so the driver can grab his d-ck and jack off effortlessly.
i was driving down the road when i hit a set of beat-off b-mps… with no effort i grabbed my c-ck and busted a nut on my steering wheel
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