Beat Off Coma
the result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid p-n-s in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
dude, don’t walk into matt’s room, i just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
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