Beat the bandit
to beat the bandit, is too take ones p-n-s and begin to jerk like normal, and then increase in speed until you are in physical pain and/or have drawn blood. it is often considered a punishment w-nk, post getting with a munter.
bret: “yo bro i had to beat the bandit last night”
mike: “what why?”
bret: “i got with some sk-nky b-tch, had to teach it a f-cking lesson”
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