beat the dead horse
an instance in which the “beater” of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
a.) somebody makes a “pity laugh” (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
b.) everyone leaves.
this is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
the perfect example of beat the dead horse.
md: “yo w-ssup homeslice! i was just chillin like a felon up in hurr.”
om: “oh, awesome.”
md: “word it was so t-te and of the hizzle son! sh-t!”
as: “umm cool”
md: “d-mn staraight gangsta. i’z with all ma peeps.”
jk: “thats great…”
md: “you know what else is great? my d-ck!” (md laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
wh: “shut the h-ll up mark youre not funny”
jb: “whack! whack! whack! neeeiiigh!!”
md: “peace out haters”
to continue jacking off after -j-c-l-t–n.
henry: “yeah bro me and my friends were all sitting around a fire, just beating the dead horse!”
joe: “be careful man! if you beat the dead horse too much you could get a 90 degree angle c-ck from that!”
henry: “you only get one life joe, live it up.”
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