Beat the squirt


s-xual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman -j-c-l-t-s, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus “beating the squirt.”
sh-t, son, i beat the squirt just seconds before marie gushed all over my cobain poster.

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